Elephant Stew Recipe

I’m not sure of the original source for this recipe, but I didn’t create it, so don’t blame me if you don’t like it 😉


1. Cut one elephant into small bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months.

2. Add enough gravy to cover.

3. Season to taste.

4. Cook for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees.

This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added.

Do this only if absolutely necessary since most people do not like to find hare in their stew!  (hee, hee!)


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