Processed foods really ARE more expensive!

Check out the price of these crackers! LOL! And folks think whole, natural foods are expensive??? Ha! 😉

Okay, so maybe this was just a typo that my friend spotted at a store in Iowa City… but just think how much healthier everyone would be if processed foods REALLY did cost this much! 🙂

A Dirty (Dishes) Joke

I’m not sure of the original source of this joke, but it was forwarded to me and made me laugh! 🙂

Larry went to visit his 86-year-old grandfather in a very rural area.  After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Larry’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon and eggs. Larry noticed a film-like substance on his plate and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?”

His grandfather replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get ’em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal”.

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.  Again, Larry was concerned about his plate, as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg. Again, he asked his grandfather, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”
Without looking up the old man said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get ’em.  Now don’t you worry, I don’t want to hear another word about it”.

Later that afternoon as Larry was trying to leave, his grandfather’s dog started to growl at him and wouldn’t let him pass by. Larry yelled and said, “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car.”

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted to his dog, “Hey Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!”

So how about YOU? Do you allow your pets to lick your dishes (as long as you wash them afterward)??

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Food Marketing Translations

I wish I knew the original source for this graphic that I found on Facebook. It’s difficult to read, but I believe it says “TheWildDiet.com” at the bottom??? Well, either way, I thought this was great and had to share!

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It’s “Almost” Food!!

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